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Alexander R Li • July 2, 2022

If Live Laugh Love Had A Specialty Store And Included A Coffee Bar, As It Should, It's Forth & Nomad, 77007

Beige all around, and probably has the best pumpkin spice latte.

Hindsight, should've tried it.

Review

This one caught me off guard. Running late to a meeting, I arrived at Forth and Nomad thinking it was a coffee shop. But to my surprise, when I opened the door, I thought I had walked into a clothing and trinkets store instead. 


Forth and Nomad is a clothing & accessories store that has a built-in coffee bar. During my visit, I found that most visitors were there for the coffee and browsed the store as a result of not knowing it was located in a clothing store. One of those all white and beige clothing stores.


The internet was great and the outlets are accessible but the seats are very limited. Imagine an airport Starbucks that’s attached to the bookstore. Now dial up the Live Laugh Love meter by 1000% and you have arrived at Forth and Nomad. 


Jokes aside, the store is actually really nice with high quality clothing and interesting accessories for both male and female. But predominantly for girls. 


Lastly, the coffee has a better quality than the franchise ingredients but didn’t particularly stand out to me. 


Coffee Poop
The poop though, was exquisite. 


It was a single private bathroom with tile all around,  all beige of course, with a cute toilet in the center. Additionally, taking a coffee poop here feels like a guilty pleasure, and when you’re done,  it feels as if your sense of elegance has increased by 5. 


So definitely recommend a visit and increase your stats! 

🔌🔌🔌/5

Productivity Rating

Internet: Cant Complain.

Outlet Availability: Limited to table.

Seating: Very few, trying your luck.

Table Space: Bar table top.

Noise: Quiet, easy to work with.

💩💩💩💩💩/5

Poops Rating

Toilet paper: Nice and soft.

Private or Stall: A single private room

Cleanliness: Stupid clean.

Lock: Confident.


Website: https://forthandnomad.com/pages/the-coffee-bar

Location: 731 Yale St, Houston, TX 77007


By Alexander R Li September 29, 2024
Review Talking about a RARE find! Hidden away in plain sight, located in New Heights Houston, and marketed as a dessert store, Red Dessert Dive was an incredible find for coffee poops. Walking into this book nook of a store, you’re guaranteed to be greeted with a pleasant aroma of fresh baked cupcakes. During my stay there, the smell of cinnamon and cake from their first reveal of the oven door fills the room every hour. The atmosphere of the store gives a cozy, indie feel. As if it’s saying, “We like to make cupcakes and we’d like you to enjoy it here if you can.” Which I certainly did. They have many other baked sweets despite my obvious focus on the cupcakes. Muffins and cookies are certainly worth a try, but the cupcakes, bless the cupcakes. It’s made very simply in terms of the format, cake at the bottom and a nice dollop of piped icing on top, not spread, and the size is what I would argue to be the default size of any reasonable person’s imagination. Let’s just say it does not need to use its size to add a level of quirkiness to it. Even better, at the last hour of the store's operation, the cupcakes are buy one get one! The working conditions are exceptional. Outlets were easy to find, the internet was provided indefinitely, and seating was always available. Because most people come and go as bakery customers would, I don’t see it as a potential problem going forward. Coffee Poop Bathroom-wise, it’s a single private unisex room with a decent lock. Maximum privacy sure, but number two suspects would be easy to identify. Puns and comments aside. Parking might be the only challenge to your visit here. Go visit, eat lots of cupcakes, drink the coffee, and poop there.
By Alexander R Li November 13, 2023
Auctioned coffee, from Africa to South America, sleek and cozy spot perfect for a rainy day.
By Alexander R Li June 24, 2022
Save your poops before visiting here! You won't regret it.
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