Welcome to Coffee Poop

A blog that reviews Houston’s unique coffee shops one restroom at a time.


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Why coffee poop you ask?


Through my adventures of finding new workplaces, I found that even when the atmosphere and good coffee are presented, the whole experience is ruined when your restroom experience is met with a single-ply toilet paper.


How can businesses sell more or less a laxative to its customers, yet provide bathroom stalls with gaps big enough to pass a phone book through and toilet paper as thin as mint strips. Unacceptable!


I write this blog in hopes to help my fellow coffee shop pilgrims and desperate victims of a strong meal to find a place of solitude.


Most Recent Issue!

By Alexander R Li September 29, 2024
Review Talking about a RARE find! Hidden away in plain sight, located in New Heights Houston, and marketed as a dessert store, Red Dessert Dive was an incredible find for coffee poops. Walking into this book nook of a store, you’re guaranteed to be greeted with a pleasant aroma of fresh baked cupcakes. During my stay there, the smell of cinnamon and cake from their first reveal of the oven door fills the room every hour. The atmosphere of the store gives a cozy, indie feel. As if it’s saying, “We like to make cupcakes and we’d like you to enjoy it here if you can.” Which I certainly did. They have many other baked sweets despite my obvious focus on the cupcakes. Muffins and cookies are certainly worth a try, but the cupcakes, bless the cupcakes. It’s made very simply in terms of the format, cake at the bottom and a nice dollop of piped icing on top, not spread, and the size is what I would argue to be the default size of any reasonable person’s imagination. Let’s just say it does not need to use its size to add a level of quirkiness to it. Even better, at the last hour of the store's operation, the cupcakes are buy one get one! The working conditions are exceptional. Outlets were easy to find, the internet was provided indefinitely, and seating was always available. Because most people come and go as bakery customers would, I don’t see it as a potential problem going forward. Coffee Poop Bathroom-wise, it’s a single private unisex room with a decent lock. Maximum privacy sure, but number two suspects would be easy to identify. Puns and comments aside. Parking might be the only challenge to your visit here. Go visit, eat lots of cupcakes, drink the coffee, and poop there.
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The Blog:

The content itself is meant to be humorous and generally helpful for a good place to work. These are all accounts on personal experience and to be taken as a grain of salt. I am only one person and the goal is entertainment with a unique feedback that I hope others would appreciate it as much as I would. One feature I would like to mention is that you can search the blog by zip code. So pray that you are not in an emergency to release a heavy load from last night, I hope this blog can in the very least prevent you from making an involuntary poop bib out of toilet paper for your fingers. Nobody deserves to make involuntary bibs for their fingers. 

About me:

My name is Alex, I was born and raised in Sugar Land TX with only a bit of absence here and there in my life. I was welder then engineer, but now with a new business, I have been unchained from an office and workshop. I have only truly began exploring the city of Houston in my early twenties, and now that my job does not have a fixed destination, I find myself exploring for a new office every week. It is an understatement to say that there are endless amount of interesting cafes and coffee shops that are here in this city of 2.5 million people. Bouncing from cafe to cafe, I seek to find my Buc-ees equivalent for good coffee, a satisfying atmosphere, and a secure place to take care of business.


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